If you’re bothering to read this then I guess you actually care… so here’s a few facts.

I’m Joseph Michael Shields. I hate Joseph, so call me Joe. I’m 18, 6’ 4, straight and I buy too many branded clothes and have unreasonably high standards when it comes to, well, everything.

I’m a bit obsessed with Rihanna and Rosie Huntington Whiteley.

I’m a scrawny bastard n I hate it. 

I wish I had a hobby. I’ve tried so many things but nothing manages to keep me interested.

I’d like to call myself a ‘designer’

I wanna move to London and get rich quick… just like every other mug.

My blog’ll pretty much explain anything else about me but feel free to hit me up with an ask. :)